Just a dirty trick.

The word 'love' means different things to different people.
Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.
Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give any of theirs.
Love makes the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
Love is a grave mental disease.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love to suffer. Not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to love. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you are writing this down.

When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.


P. S - I have a t-shirt with this article written on it.